A Confederacy of Dunces

Not as Don Quixote as I was led to believe, but Ignatius J. Riley is certainly an eccentric personality to follow. It's a shame this seems to be a cursed production in regards to adapting it to screen, as I really think it'd do well in the right hands. The likes of Belushi, Divine, John Goodman, Will Ferrell, and Zach Galifinakis have all been linked, yet each production seems to fall apart.

Take a shot for each time Ignatius says “Oh my god,” and when Jones says, “woah!”