Dreyer's English

“Only godless savages eschew the series comma.”

“Before we get to what you do use apostrophes for, let's recount what you don't use them for.
Step back, I'm about to hit the CAPS LOCK key.
DO NOT EVER ATTEMPT TO USE AN APOSTROPHE TO PLURALIZE A WORD.
‘NOT EVER' AS IN ‘NEVER.'
You may reapproach.”

“Lately one encounters people referring to any full-length book, even a work of nonfiction, as a novel. That has to stop.”

“...Two Words Where One Will Do...
free gift...
join together...
kneel down...
last of all...
lesbian woman Come on, folks. Think.”

I think that should be a sufficient sample to let you decide if this is the book for you....