Fifty Shades Darker

I'm on record as saying 50 Shades of Grey is not as bad as I thought it would be, but this one was... pretty bad.

Here is a conversation I had about it at book club:

E: I read the 2nd 50 Shades book after K talked about it last time.Me: Me too! I'm so mad!E: Yeah...Me: Like, nothing happens in it. Every chapter is like, something ALMOST happens and Ana worries what will happen, and then... it doesn't happen.E: Well, and I thought... she was going to get kidnapped?Me: Yes, me too! I'm pretty sure K did say that. So I spent the whole time being like, okay but when's she getting kidnapped?E: I was at like 90% and she hadn't been kidnapped yet.Me: Maybe she gets kidnapped in the next one?E: There wasn't even that much sex in this one.Me: And it was boring sex!so... in conclusion... Ana does not get kidnapped in this book. Nothing happens in this book. Christian's therapist does not understand confidentiality. Or, possibly, psychology. Christian doesn't understand anything.I'm probably still gonna read the 3rd one eventuallybut if she doesn't get kidnapped in that one I will be PISSED.