House of Earth and Blood

Okay. I'm way too lazy to make the notes I took while reading into an actual coherent review so...I'mma just copy paste:
Oh my god I can't believe it's taken me two months to read the first 200 pages. I'm so bored and confused.
There are too many characters to follow so early.
Okay...here we go.
I would die for Syrinx.
I love mlp too Bryce.
I feel like Danika is bad...
Ahhhhh I love these otters.
And merman can get it.
Finally!!
Oooh couch scene...
Eww couch scene...
Tf Danika. Tf Hunt.
Okay Danika is good. Duh.
NOT SYRINX!!!
I hate sjm. Justice for Lehabah.