Icebreaker

These characters need to be put down. Only rabies or some zombie disease would explain why they had sex 24/7 and when they weren't “climbing each other like trees” as the author puts it, they were talking about it... constantly.

picked this up knowing i wouldn't love it but i needed a mind-numbing no thoughts needed kind of book to read - i also wanted to see why everyone loves hockey men so much.
I regret it.

It wasn't mind numbing as my brain was constantly whirring with thoughts of how DUMB these characters are.

It was an erotica book with no plot - i know labelling it as romance will generate more sales but call it what it is, erotica.
I love me some mind-numbing erotica from time to time but when it lasts 400+ pages with no plot? nah.

The “plot” was time skipped. TIME SKIPPED.
Characters had very detailed sex - a passing mention about their skating careers with no details whatsoever - more sex