New Moon

we all know this book is FULL of red flags, and they we're very fun to tab and roll my eyes at. but the best part of the book was Stephanie calling herself out on how much the plot of this entire book doesn't work as a compelling story. she explains for a full page how no one would care the read about Juliet being sad about romeo leaving and settling for paris... THATS THE WHOLE PLOT OF THIS BOOK! except for the last few chapters which are the only parts of the this book that were fun to read... still not good but fun.

i hate both jacob and bella (and edward but besides leaving he doesn't do much in this book). but jacob and bella have page after page of no fucking boundaries and constant misconceptions and miscommunication. jacob thinks bella will love him despite her repeated telling him she won't and bella keeps leading him on knowing that he thinks she'll change her mind about him.

i just hate it and i needed way more scenes of bella and alice because i think a sapphic version of twilight is actually what i need to be reading to cure me, any ao3 recommendations are greatly appreciated