Stay Sexy & Don’t Get Murdered: The Definitive How-To Guide

honestly my bad for not realizing this was not some kind of true crime exploration but rather a celebrity (?) memoir of the two most annoying women ive ever heard speak. i was hesitant to pick this up bc of the title anyway but jesus i dont even have to listen to an episode of whatever their podcast is to know its one of those quirky lets swap favorite tragedies like they're campfire ghost stories podcasts for middle aged women. also i hate california