Sweet Valley Confidential: Ten Years Later

UHHH I mean I guess I can't say I didn't know what I was getting into? But I thought the whole thing of this was that it would be a more grownup look at the SVH characters. I think that it would be possible to write a cool borderline-satirical look at these twins and their lives. But this was just like the same old garbage but 10 years later. Really poorly written, full of the exact same character clichés as in the SVH books (which yes, I read).

I kiiind of loved how all the crazy melodrama of the series was alluded to in parentheticals, like oh yeah, Bruce Patman had never been the same since his girlfriend tried cocaine one time and instantly died of an overdose.

I wanted to be shocked by Todd ending up with Jessica but honestly I didn't even care. It wasn't even a guilty pleasure. OH WELL.