The Casual Vacancy

BEFORE:
In politics, a casual vacancy is a situation in which a seat in a deliberative assembly is vacated during that assembly's term. Casual vacancies arise through the death, resignation or disqualification of the sitting member.

I believe that's as far from magic as something can get.

I don't CARE about the Decree for the Reasonable Restriction of Underage Sorcery anymore! Surreptitiously takes out wand. Looks around furtively.
Accio The Casual Vacancy!
. . . Nothing happens . . .
GREAT. Okay, don't panic. Clause 7 also states that magic can be used in front of Muggles in exceptional circumstances, including situations when the life of the witch or wizard is threatened, or the lives of other witches, wizards and Muggles are threatened. Lives WERE in danger here, after all. If I didn't have this book RIGHT NOW, I might've killed someone. Or myself. Right. That's what I'll say when those old schmucks from Improper Use of Magic Office show up to get me. NO. Okay, stay calm. What's the worse that could happen? It could be...or it could be....Oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, THIS IS SICK THIS IS—
Starts hyperventilating.
THEY'LL LOCK ME UP IN AZKABAN! Doesn't matter, I'll just break out.
Boromir: One does not simply walk out of Azkaban.

Oh, the horror. I don't want my first kiss to be from some bloody Dementor! Oh, fuck.
They're here.



Oh, wait. I can do better.
Points wand at herself and quietly whispers

Avada Kedavra.

DIES, OBVIOUSLY.