The Gentleman's Guide to Vice and Virtue

2.75/5 stars

“God bless the book people for their boundless knowledge absorbed from having words instead of friends.”

“But Emi, you gave this three stars? How is it a disappointment?”

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Like I understand why you'd assume Monty stole this thing, but it was stolen at a party. Literally, anyone could have snuck into that room and taken it???? But France just assumed he took it and pursued him. They were right and stuff, but literally, anyone could have taken that box. Also, what the hell was that box? The explanation was vague af. I still don't get what the importance was? Something about eating hearts? Idk.

and by innocent I mean like kissing people and not stealing from some lord of France

Monty.

Percy.

Felicity.

The piratespirvateers happened and I pretty much had to hold myself back from throwing this book into the closest fireplace I could find. What was the point? They added nothing to the story? They weren't funny? In fact, they made this book just become unrealistic to me. I hated the pirates so much. I'd stab this book if I could.