Ratings41
Average rating3.3
im ok with vivid descriptions of vomit, shit (animal and human), piss, and period blood. i'm ok with the words cock and pussy being used 1000 times a page, with cocks being called pussies and pussies being called cocks, with balls being compared to peaches, with mermaid tails being compared to pussies. i'm ok with female characters that are so wholly unlikeable that i'm rooting for them to kill themselves. i'm ok with all of this if the book is good. unfortunately this book fucking sucks. was not expecting to have to sit through clinically written heterosexual sex scene after clinically written heterosexual sex scene after clinically written heterosexual sex scene. i think my balls shrunk three sizes reading this. i wish i were dead