The Southern Book Club's Guide to Slaying Vampires

DNF. Quit around page 100.

I'm not thrilled. I think its probably just me - I was automatically turned off by the stereotypical Southern women's club drama and overly hick names. The dialogue is also extremely forced and strange (very clearly written by a man who doesn't understand women), and none of the characters actually have their own character - this is an automatic no-go for me. Plus, bring in the vampire and you all the sudden have a weird telenovella forced plot/dialogue vibe going on.

Just bad.