The Tale of Squirrel Nutkin

Nutkin deserves a kick up the arse

as always, this old children's book is traumatising like most old children books are.
An owl tried to skin a squirrel and ripped his tail in half.. I mean the squirrel deserved it but still

the most relatable out of all the children books ive ever read because Nutkin and I both annoy people on purpose and spend our free time playing marbles. I wish I was joking but playing marbles is my latest obsession.