Unfortunately Yours

The storyline and characters are definitely the best of hers I've read in awhile but Tessa Bailey's smutty scenes are not my cup of tea. It's cringy and takes away from the romance. I was so baffled by some of the quotes that I had to include them:

“Have I told you lately that your tits are insane?”

“I'm not entering your palace without paying homage to the queen”

In reference to her orgasm- “Goodbye reality. She was now a resident of the stars. She rode on a rainbow unicorn over the milky way and waved at an astronaut”

“They just had sex so incredible that he heard Lucy in the Sky With Diamonds by the Beatles when he came”

“Dude was growing like jack's magic bean stalk”

I want to forget that I even read this book and give up on this author all together. I keep reading book after book hoping I will get the same thrill Window Shopping gave me, but at this point I don't think these negative reviews are fair for both Tessa and my sanity.

Loved the epilogue though, I'll give her props for that.