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Rough men with bad luck
surviving on stolen land
guns fix everything.

Dad hires your boyfriend
his flirtatious ex turns up
stupid space crayfish.

Left-handed hedgehog
spies an ugly morpion
playing with some knifes.

Chimps I can deal with
orangutans freak me out
they're sneaky bastards.

Welcome home, Henry
your inheritance awaits
howling in the fog.

Starting a new life
sharing a little too much
one close family.

The floor is lava,
but the backyard is glowing
blast some black metal!

Yankees in the south
they were bound to cause trouble
a waste of good pork.

There's never enough
love, wealth, or toilet paper
plenty of heartache.

Flawed and small-minded
turned into lovely moments
more than we deserve.

Up in the lighthouse
with all the women Vas loves
a dead man walking.

Insolent hussy
no romantic promises
can't blame the Mountain.

Think outside the box
expose your guts to the truth
more sides are better.

Bloodthirsty yearnings
religious profiteering
unholy lovefest.

Vague summons are made
prophetic visions abound
women are trouble.

Armchair game hunter
easy pickings for conmen
death to the harmless.

An ignorant flirt
on her own for the first time
sweet, but exhausting.

Killing things for fun
ten years, no consequences
now they'll pay in blood.

Unlovable thing
tries to make herself useful
settles for nearness.

To murder millions
one monster is all it takes
horror beyond words.

Chinese history,
suicidal scientists,
and physics puzzles.

Junkie insta-love
chicks dig a polite killer
just give her earrings.

A few nasty shocks
hearing things one ought not to
cheaters, screaming plants.

Orphaned, unwanted
misanthropic stink wizard
redheads smell the best.

Clingy young woman
obsessed with a stone cold fox
shame about the kid.