egg

Okay, fine, kill them
their pet is going too far
have some class, scumbags.

Amateur doctor,
and professional horndog,
full time con artist.

Bit of a braggart
has nephews up the wazoo
all lucky in love.

Tending to the hoard
dragon in a crimson gown
no gold, just gossip.

She fought death off once
might as well indulge herself
spread the thrill around.

Tea is a hard drug
the devil always collects
dogs can be stretchy.

Clinging residues
intentionally tainted
food becomes grotesque.

Pink smoke, far off drums
floating portal, friendly crab
but no aliens.

Brief history, or
how men ruin everything
power and tits? Gasp!

Uncouth, gullible
periods and dogs extinct
bumbling through the past.

Grim, nearly timeless
death and ugly surprises
neverending grind.

The author loves cats
but in a creepy-sex way
Persians float his boat.

Girls you can't forget
just their names and whereabouts
some you wish you could.

Tired of dirty work
maneuvering while you sleep
the oppressed revolt.

Bumped out by a twitch
the old boss wants his job back
fly, assassin-bot!

Creepy doll moves in
crime solved from a cozy chair
pranks will get you killed.

Sticky walk of shame
reckless sister ate her fill
short guys don't call back.

Women don't listen
nagging, constant complaining
even when they're dead.

Small town politics
lustiest minority
jailbait loverboy.

Colonists' wet dream
cryptic natives, muddy pits
slaves do all the work.

A charming village
love in the air, baked in bread
gibbering madness.

A little money 
that's all you need to make more
wives don't understand.

A cranky giraffe
no ribbon, missing button
now he's got sore feet.

Poor lonely Mary
lost her head over some cash
in more ways than one.

Obsessive old man
she left forty years ago
stop spying on her.