Shan
5
The definition of mediocre. A cold mcdonalds cheeseburger from the fridge. the rio olympics. deep house music. the avatar movies. "Sucker" by the jonas brothers. The JoJos bizzare adventure x Vans collab. the shopping centre. london. dior sauvage. any biceps exercise. mistborn, the final empire. not bad, not at all. not good, not at all. just okay.
Some pretty impressive and immersive world-building and a dope magic system is told through the vessel of the most mundane, dogshit ass plot and cast which - and i dont exaggerate- has the charm and depth of half my nutsack.
In my 21 years of life i have never experienced something so truly mid. its quite fascinatingly the middest thing ive ever consumed in my entire life. its the benchmark for not tipping the scale in either direction. the benchmark for being safe. the benchmark for being lacking of any meaningful anything for any of my anythings. i will forget this book. i will forget it in 30 minutes after writing this review to never think of it again. o, mistborn - fade into the deep dark vaults of obscurity in my mind to never return.
Atleast bad books are memorable in how bad they are.
5
The definition of mediocre. A cold mcdonalds cheeseburger from the fridge. the rio olympics. deep house music. the avatar movies. "Sucker" by the jonas brothers. The JoJos bizzare adventure x Vans collab. the shopping centre. london. dior sauvage. any biceps exercise. mistborn, the final empire. not bad, not at all. not good, not at all. just okay.
Some pretty impressive and immersive world-building and a dope magic system is told through the vessel of the most mundane, dogshit ass plot and cast which - and i dont exaggerate- has the charm and depth of half my nutsack.
In my 21 years of life i have never experienced something so truly mid. its quite fascinatingly the middest thing ive ever consumed in my entire life. its the benchmark for not tipping the scale in either direction. the benchmark for being safe. the benchmark for being lacking of any meaningful anything for any of my anythings. i will forget this book. i will forget it in 30 minutes after writing this review to never think of it again. o, mistborn - fade into the deep dark vaults of obscurity in my mind to never return.
Atleast bad books are memorable in how bad they are.