Alley Cat

MEOW WOW

She has the sultry voice of a temptress and the impact of an oncoming train. She's Talk. She's Rock. She's Alley Cat, KTUNE's hottest new deejay and the sexy feline all SLO-town's listening to.

"She's got something for everyone," says the program director of KTUNE. "The girls appreciate her direct answers to sticky questions, the boys fantasize about her looks. We predict you'll be hearing her on KTUNE for a long, long time."

Hearing, yes. Seeing, no. So far, Alley Cat has turned down all public appearances. Is this just hype? Or is she a scaredy-cat? [text from book jacket]