Bad kitty gets a bath

ROTFLMAO

I have cats. I have given baths to cats. It ended with the cat twisting himself off the grip and using my husband's face and head as a runway to get out of the bathroom. :-D Luckily, our cats haven't been that dirty. Except one who fell into the toilet, when she was just a little kitten (the second day she moved to our home), and she had to be washed, but she was so tiny that she didn't have the cat moves totally under control. Now she would probably skin us. :-D

I especially loved the “I can't translate this, because if we published it, we would go to jail”. :-D
Yes, cats can swear :-D

Oh, and the running after the cat part :-D

And the... uh, just read the book :-) If you have cats, you know what I found especially funny :-D