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Thirteen years after a police officer searching a suspected child molester's home spilled a vial of silver pollen, America is still struggling with how to recognize its sentient fruit population. Charles is just a normal guy working at a doughnut shop until an apple and a banana shoot each other in a mafia dispute, leaving a briefcase full of foreign currency and a specimen bucket at the corner booth. When Charles turns the wiseguys into doughnuts and steals their luggage, hoping for a better life for himself and his kiwi fruit girlfriend, he finds himself in the middle of a mafia war. As his girlfriend travels the DC metro area, selling off the contents of the bucket, Charles finds he is the target of a seasoned hit-tomato, who happens to be the biggest Michael Jackson fan who ever lived.
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1 released bookNew Bizarro Author Series is a 8-book series first released in 2009 with contributions by Eric Hendrixson, Vince Kramer, and 6 others.
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Living with his Kiwi fruit girlfriend, Charles has been working at the same bakery since his father (a former employee) abandoned him there as a boy. Now he struggles to understand the changes in world as two mafia fruit murder each other in his shop. However, he only manages to make things worse after he decides to dispose of the bodies the only way he knows how... by turning them into fruit-filled pastries!
Eric Hendrixson is a master of novella-length fast-paced fiction. Not a word is wasted and not a scene unneeded, Hendrixson punches out a bizarro novel with cool intent. Brutal, funny, fast-paced, smart and entertaining. Readers with a love of humor will ‘gobble' this novella up!