Calculated Risks

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This originally appeared at The Irresponsible Reader.
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“I have so many knives,” said Annie. “I am the Costco of having knives. You really want to provoke me right now, cuckoo-boy?”

“I am not a good place to store your knives,” he said. “I don't know how many times I need to tell you this, but sticking knives in living people just because they say something you don't like is the reason no one likes you or the rest of your fucked-up family.”

CALCULATED RISKS

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CALCULATED RISKS

I hate it when people tell me not to be afraid. They never do that when something awesome is aout to happen. No one says “dont' be afraid” and hands you an ice cream cone, or a kitten, or tickets to Comic-Con.

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