Cher and Cher Alike

Her name is Sharon, and she's so couturely clueless! Scuffed urban combat boots, a faded pink slip dress, a safety pin in her eyebrow. Now, suddenly, the grunge goddess has seen the error of her ways. She's all, 'Help me, Cher. I want to be just like you.' But is this really what the world needs now - another Cher? Talk about coincidence. For English, Cher's reading Frankenstein, the classic horror hair-raiser about a guy who creates a monster that goes, like, totally postal. And now Cher's creation, Sharon, is turning into a psycho-clone. She's already taken Cher's walk and her talk, and may even take Cher's Baldwin to the ball. Now that could be a real horror story!