Crooked Little Vein

Story of a self classified, loser, private detective looking for an alternate Constitution of the United States. But that is not the prime message of the book. The prime message is that the author found all of this sick stuff on the internet. This book is scatological, perverse, perverted, and has little socially redeeming value...and yet I enjoyed it. It is disgusting and yet laugh out loud funny as well as eliciting gasps of shock and often making you feel appalled and dirty. THIS IS NOT A BOOK for the prudish or the easily offended or for that matter those who are difficult to offend but if you are looking for something that is way different this is it. Again some of my friends will thoroughly enjoy this book and some of you if you do dare to read it will probably feel sympathy for me that I actually read it and enjoyed it. Please still be my friend.