Dear Monster Claus

4.5 stars
This was so freaking cute... but also incredibly sexy and smutty as hell. I love a good monster romance! This is the first I've read between two non-humans though! I really enjoyed this. I'm usually not a fan of Christmas stories (and Christmas in general) but this was highly recommended by a few members of a spicy book group on Facebook, so I had to give it a go. Very glad I did cuz it might be one of my favorites for the year.

I was almost tempted to never add this to a shelf because it's embarrassing. My own, and fremdschämen for the fact that this even exists. Reading this was like being unable to look away from a train derailing. I'm pretty sure there are less tropes and kinks NOT included. Everything under the sun was thrown in. And not always in a good way. There was a safe-word established that I can't recall ever being used. Little miss virgin-had-no-idea-how-sex-worked-or-had-ever-touched-herself was enthusiastically a-ok with EVERYTHING right off the bat. Mhmm sure. Whatever.

I never want to think about Santa sexually in any way shape or form ever again. I wish I could induce memory loss.