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A feline advice columnist assists other animals with their problems, such as a parrot whose owners complain that he talks too much, a groundhog who feels the pressure of predicting the weather, and a cat who objects to being pampered.
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A letter from Stanky Skunque: “Dear Tabby, I've been lonely for so long. Something about the white stripes down my back puts everyone off. It's sort of hard to meet girls when they're screaming and running away from you. Should I just give up? Love, Stanky
Dear Stanky (ever thought about changing your name, by the way?), Be patient, my fragrant friend! For every saltshaker there's a pepper mill, for every cup there's a saucer, and for every ham there's a cheese. I know that somewhere there's a gal with the good scents—er, sense—to see the beauty of your inner, stripeless self. In the meantime, try some cologne. Purrfectly yours, Tabby D. Cat”
Tabby D. Cat is an advice columnist who helps animals of all shapes and sizes cope with the problems that occur in their lives, with wit and useful suggestions.