Devereux: The Night Before Kismet

The first book in the quite unimaginatively named Kismet Knight, Ph.D., Vampire Psychologist series about a Mary Sue psychotherapist who falls in lust with a Gary Stu vampire overlord. This series is very much what is says on the tin. 
This short was retro-fit into the telling of the actual story and is nothing more than gratuitous filler for a collection of basically vampire smut. 
 
I don't consider it well-written smut, but nonetheless quite a fun read once you decide that mediocre smut about a potentially depressed centenarian and the ploy of his not-really-friends-maybe-allies to set him up with women christmas-carol-style can offer some respite during these stressfull times. (Well, it's my stressfull times and I had a laugh at the whole thing, so I guess it at least did something for me.) 
 
Fair warning: quite a clumsy approach to non-con and rape built on the very shaky moral grounds of the characters.