Haunted

DNF - PG 5-ish

Why?

So incredibly cringe.

Trip is buying a house, his lawyer is there, along with the seller and the seller's lawyer. Trip is more interested in fantasizing about sex.

He was imagining being tied to the bed and taken from behind by a hairy beast of a man who only had eyes for him.

Uhhm...

????

But, it's okay, don't worry, because Trip isn't one of those girls gays. He doesn't care about his clothes, isn't good at interior decorating and will go a couple of days without washing his face or even looking into a mirror. So, you see, Trip is just not like other girls gays.