How to Be Eaten

How to Be Eaten

2022 • 336 pages

Ratings8

Average rating3.5

15

I really liked the beginning of this book and the premise but there was really next to nothing to make these girls any kind of engaging and their stories just seemed to unwind rather than go anywhere if that makes any sense?

I should have given up when the girl thinking in emojis came up, I speak pretty fluent brain rot (ask my gen Z kiddo they'll tell you how cringe I can be with that stuff) but that was next level insufferable and tedious. To be honest while I technically finished reading the book, I skimmed pretty heavily near the end (last 20%) in the sense that I felt my mind glazing over while reading but refused to back track. I'm just not going to rate this book because I probably won't remember anything about it except the semen covered fur coat and the speaking furniture made from dead women (or at least speaking in their voice, I might have missed something).