How To Cook and Eat the Rich

Ending telegraphed of course, but getting there was perfect ength and tone.

can be read at: https://www.tor.com/2023/01/18/how-to-cook-and-eat-the-rich-sunyi-dean/


“But on with the introductions. This gentleman to your left is Todd. Not his Christian name, just a bit of an in-joke, there; he's our butcher, you see. Oh, is sir unfamiliar with Sweeney Todd, the fictional character? Well, never mind, it's a rather old-school story. I daresay they don't teach it much in schools anymore. Might give folks ideas.”

Remains my favorite short story of all time. Twisty, gory, clever, funny; it's got it all!