How to Kill Friends and Implicate People

I love this book. Wow. I want to laugh and cry and read more dammit.

★ ★ ★ ★ 1/2 (rounded up)
This originally appeared at The Irresponsible Reader.
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I can't pretend that everybody I've killed has been a bad egg. I can't even say they all had it coming. But you want the real truth? We could all be said to have it coming. Write down the worst things you've ever done. Just the top ten. The silent little moments of guilt sitting at the back of your eyes in the bathroom mirror.

Did you break someone's heart? Were you a bad husband or wife? Lousy mother or father? Was there a time you stole some money from the till at work? Maybe you just cheated on a test. We've all done things. One day, these things might come to the attention of the wrong person, and you get me knocking on your door.

Morals have to be flexible when you're self-employed. Sometimes I can turn jobs down if I think they're shady, but I've still got bills to pay.

Ways to Die in Glasgow

Fletch

Fletch

pretend

* A connection I just now made – wow, I'm dense sometimes

not

Ways to Die in Glasgow

Her Last Move

could not – would not – tolerate any distractions

especially if

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