Isla and the Happily Ever After

2.5 stars.

I just....wasn't feeling it.

I hate when a girl gets absorbed by a boyfriend Aaand that is literally all this story is. Who is Isla? Oh. Just Josh's girlfriend. Literally, that is ALL she is. it rankles. even at the end, she Ohmerged LOVES HIM so OF COURSE she'll wait for him forever and ever ad infinitum barf.

And the “perfect” sex scenes? Where they reach orgasm together THE FIRST TIME THEY HAVE SEX?!? pffttttt. Lady, please.
Nope. Not happening at 17. Not buying that with a 100 dollar bill.