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2.5 stars.
I just....wasn't feeling it.
I hate when a girl gets absorbed by a boyfriend Aaand that is literally all this story is. Who is Isla? Oh. Just Josh's girlfriend. Literally, that is ALL she is. it rankles. even at the end, she Ohmerged LOVES HIM so OF COURSE she'll wait for him forever and ever ad infinitum barf.
And the “perfect” sex scenes? Where they reach orgasm together THE FIRST TIME THEY HAVE SEX?!? pffttttt. Lady, please.
Nope. Not happening at 17. Not buying that with a 100 dollar bill.
I picked this up on a whim thinking it would be light and fluffy.
It is not.
It's creepy, it's delicious, it's amazingly fantastic.
You know when you finish something good, all the hair on your head prickles? 😉
THIS IS TRASH. 305 pages of bad writing, too much info dumping/science, and SLUT SHAMING.
IN 2017?!!! IN LITERATURE?!!!
Get fucked Andy weir. This should have never made it past the slush pile. You're fucking disgusting.