Kage Unleashed

These men are nuts, honestly. Both of them.

One says 'trust me' then proceeds to do things that would stretch anyone's definition of trust.

The other keeps himself celibate until and unless he needs to weaponize moving on to bring the other to heel. And I love it for both.

They're too young to be THIS committed to red flag behavior.

Okay. From the top.

Jamie, Jamie, Jamie. Has a lot of first while problems.

"Could life get any worse?"

"Yeah. You could be the one getting both boobs cut off."

💀💀💀💀💀💀💀Well. Layla ate that one little thing.

Like......my good man, your mom is headed for a double mastectomy tomorrow, your boyfriend fucking you then leaving in a tiff because YOU said wild unforgivable shit is not the worst thing on earth.

Kage is WILD because why is he remembering and recounting every little thing he's ever done for Jamie the minute they have their first real argument 💀what in the pettiness is going on😂😂😂😂

Love how realistically human this is because there's no pretense that he did it just to be a nice person with no expectations whatsoever. 💀💀💀Mans did it because he was fucking Jamie and isn't going to pretend about it.

"Chuck Norris would have bottomed for Kage if he got the chance." I—okay so Jamie is still 6000 levels of down bad.

Why is Chuck Norris in it?

The thing about mutually assured destruction arguments between people who love each other is that things get so extreme that they don't know which one should start peace arrangements. This is what happens with Jamie and Kage.

It's funny watching them despair about the other not making sufficient overtures to fix things between them because where was this consideration when y'all were saying heinous shit with your chests? 😂😂😂😂

Hard guys but now you can't breathe. Make it make sense.

I feel like they didn't end up talking about the heated argument. Not in any way that resolved things.

Anyway....

Again with Kage and the brutalness. Asked his man 'Does your mom have sex with your dad? Does your dad buy her stuff? If you make me happy then I'll do things to make you happy.'

"So, I'm your whore?"

"If that's how you want to think of it."

Not 'Teleport 2 Me, Jamie'😫😫😫😫😫

Why am I so easily scammed🙈 I felt like Jamie took a lot of hits this book but this public claiming (that only about 4 people total knew the significance of) had me rooting for these red flag MFs all over again.

These two are fucked because the things they find acceptable, smh!!!

"It was just a kiss. You asked me to trust you. Now I'm asking you to trust me."

They're together even when they're broken up. Toxic Relationship 101.

But telling someone to 'trust you' is too insufficient for you to then get mad that they tried to move on after you announce your engagement to someone else, right?

Right? RIGHT? Does everyone not ask for details lately?

Anyway. I enjoyed this one more than book 1. The cliffhanger wasn't as interesting as the one in book 1, though. But I'm going to read book 3 immediately because these two are like crack.