Knocked Out by My Nunga-Nungas

Honestly, I could not have read this
book without the useful glossary in
the back. Here are a few sample lines sans
interpretation: “I am supposed to be
thinking about makeup and my nunga-nungas....
And egg babies....I only just snogged someone
a few months ago and now I'm practically
married and have an egg child. Jas hasn't
got red-bottomosity, so it's all very well
for her to be boring. But my bottom demands
to be heard.” Yes. Of course. Sometimes
I didn't have the slightest clue what Georgia
was blathering about, but she was nevertheless
terribly fun and clever. Always stays just
inside the approved-for-preteens boundary.