Land of Bones

DNF @ 12%

Maybe it's just me. Maybe I've finally moved past the phase of my life where I eagerly consumed edgy horror content and thought it was the best thing ever. Maybe I'm just the world's most grouchy person. I don't know... and, frankly, I don't care because ultimately reviews are my place to express opinions and I don't feel like pretending my eyes weren't rolling into the back of my head from the very first page.

No, that's not hyperbole. The first paragraph of this book - part of the foreward - made me physically roll my eyes in real life and highlight it in the Kindle app with “