Landline

4.5 Stars

If the last few years have taught us readers anything, it's that if you want quirky, honest, heart-felt romance with real (and usually moderately overweight) people and solid laughs, Rainbow Rowell will consistently deliver for you. And if you don't think you want that, after you read her, you'll realize that's just what you wanted after all. She has two YA books and now two Adult books to her credit. Her latest, Landline delivers the typical Rowell magic in her story, but this time she included something else: actual magic. Sort of.

Georgie McCool is half of a pretty successful TV writing team who are thiiiiis close to being much more successful, all they have to do is crank out a handful of scripts in the next couple of weeks and they're in a great position to sell their first series. The catch is, this involves working over Christmas – despite Georgie's plans to go to her mother-in-law's in Omaha with her husband, Neal and their two daughters. Georgie says that she can't pass up this opportunity, so Neal and the girls go off without her.

Georgie sees this as a regrettable occurrence, but one of the sacrifices she has to make to get her dream show made. Her mother, step-father and sister see it as her husband leaving her, and Georgie ends up staying with them. Which gets Georgie to worrying – especially when she can never seem to reach Neal on the phone during the day. At night, however, when her iPhone battery is dead, she has to resort to the landline in her old room and she ends up talking to Neal back before they got engaged.

Don't ask. It makes no sense. She never bothers to explain. And it doesn't matter. Georgie eventually figures out that's what's going on and she rolls with it, and the reader does, too.

These conversations, as well as the absence of her family, lead Georgie on a path down memory lane, reflecting on the beginning of their relationship and how it changed as they did. Maybe Neal had made a mistake choosing her. Maybe she'd ruined her life (and his) by choosing him. Would they have both been better off going their separate ways? Or was there something worth fighting for now? Would that matter? The clock is ticking – for Georgie's marriage (both now and then) and her career. Is she up for it?

The tension is real, the apprehension, fear, and self-doubt (for starters) that Georgie is wrestling with is very obvious and palpable. Yet while focusing on this, Rowell's able to create a believable world filled with a lot of interesting people. There's Georgie's partner/best friend, Seth and another writer on their current (and hopefully future) show – and Georgie failing to hold up her end of things there, as much as she tries.

Then there's her sister, mother and step-father. They're much better developed (probably only because we spend more time with them). Her mother's a pretty implausible character, yet not a cartoon, she's a pug fanatic, married someone much younger than her, and generally seems really happy. Her sister's about done with high school and is figuring herself out (and mostly has) – she's a hoot, and my biggest problem with the book is that we don't get more of Heather. Not that there wasn't plenty of her – and it'd require the book to take a far different shape. We get whole storylines about all the non-Neal people in her life, little vignettes showing us their character, giving us smiles in the midst of Georgie's crisis, like:

“Kids are perceptive, Georgie. They're like dogs”–she offered a meatball from her own fork to the pug heaped in her lap–“they know when their people are unhappy.”
“I think you may have just reverse-anthropomorphized your own grandchildren.”
Her mom waved her empty fork dismissively. “You know what I mean.”
Heather leaned into Georgie and sighed. “Sometimes I feel like her daughter. And sometimes I feel like the dog with the least ribbons.”

Georgie hadn't known back then how much she was going to come to need Neal, how he was going to become like air to her.
Was that codependence? Or was it just marriage?”

She needed him.
Neal was home. Neal was base.
Neal was where Georgie plugged in, and synced up, and started fresh every day. He was the only one who knew her exactly as she was.

Landline

Once the central plot device (hint: the landline) was revealed, I have no honest answer why I kept reading this book.

Really enjoyed the writing and the stuff with Georgie's kids and everything at her mom's house. Could not stand Neal. Can't say much else without spoiling it, but I sort of feel like Rowell's (INCREDIBLE) talent was wasted on a story about a dope like Neal.