Modern Toss

The first in an illustrated dictionary series, this book identifies and defines - with new words and phrases - a random pisspot of contemporary social phenomena which has so far gone unnamed. The ear grease on a smart phone screen, wearing a hat that makes you look like even more of a tit, the DNA rich stew in the bogs hand dryer trough, paying extra money to sit in a plane before the rest of the passengers. This invaluable tool for navigating the 21st century shitscape is printed on paper, rendering it impervious to cyber attack.