More Weird Things Customers Say in Bookshops

《WOMAN (holding a copy of a Weight Watchers book in one hand, and The Hunger Games in the other): Which of these dieting books would you recommend most?》

《CUSTOMER: Do you have audiobooks on sign language?》

Customer: I've been using the library a lot in the last six months to take out books about losing weight...You should, too!

Customer: Hi, I'm looking for a bookshop that sells antique door handles.

I enjoyed this bite-sized book as much as the first. A good chuckle while drinking my latte. People are hilariously weird...

I had expectations of getting a few chuckles out of this book, at the very least a cheap thrill...Nada! The observations are not so much of weird things people say, but of dumb things people say. And who has time for that? Some examples:

Customer: You do have a lot of books, don't you?Bookseller: Well, it is a bookshop...


Customer: It's a beautiful shop you have hereBookseller: Oh, thank you.Customer: It's a shame that you filled it with all these ghastly books...


Customer: Where in the book does it tell you how many pages there are?...