Off to See the Wizard

This was originally posted at The Irresponsible Reader as part of a Book Tour stop for Off to See the Wizard (see Parts One, Two, and Three). You may appreciate these posts.
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From the beginning? Are you certain? The beginning is pretty dull, you know. All of the violence comes later. The beginning is just sex and blood and guts, and— yes, right, I see it now; fair point.

Let's see... it began with that dwarf. At least, I think he was a dwarf. He may have been a child. I don't honestly pay much attention to the jesters they hire. Mostly, they are little more than jingling bells in the background. I know he was very short. Wait! He had a beard. One of those awful, disgusting sort that grow scraggly and in patches. Looked like he'd glued stringy chunks of carpet to his cheeks; do you know the sort?

Yes, had to have been a dwarf.

Your Highness

The Princess Bride

Off to See the Wizard

Disclaimer: I received this book from the nice folks at Ravenswood Publishing in exchange for an honest review.