Peter Cabot Gets Lost

Caleb’s hand shook as he slicked himself up with what he was pretty sure the maximum amount of Vaseline a human penis could carry.

💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀Sorry, these two are hilarious. But also, awwww for going the extra mile to make sure he doesn't hurt him.

Awwwwwww for all of it, generally. Really a delight.

Favorite quote: 'There were enough tragically stupid people in the world without having anyone indulge in recreational stupidity.'