Sir Blunder

This originally appeared at The Irresponsible Reader.
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Where to start . . . where to start . . .

Let's start with all the disclaimers and warnings on this book – just because something says it's a fairy tale, that doesn't mean it's for kids. I don't know why people don't know this. See also: animation, comic books, and Not Your Father's Root Beer. Throw in Hans Christian Andersen's writing and the original Grimm's Tales, while we're at it. But, I've gotta say, on the whole, this novel doesn't need all the warnings. Anyone old enough for Suzanne Collins is quite old enough for this.

So, you've got your basics: a couple cursed by evil magic, doomed to appear as other than they are until the curse is broken; an evil dragon; a kind and wise princess; stupid and evil royalty (okay, that's more Shrek than Cinderella); a poor, orphan destined for greatness; noble warriors; corrupt churchmen; wicked/incredibly selfish stepmothers, and so on. Throw in a strange sense of humor, some probably satiric elements, an author who is clearly trying very hard to be whimsical and amusing – maybe trying too hard – and you've got yourself a recipe for an amusing read.

Kerr clearly wants to be S. Morgenstern (or maybe William Goldman), and doesn't quite make it. But he's not the first to try, nor the first to fail. But he's good enough to justify reading this, and many people would have a good time doing so.

That's what I was going to say for the first 60% of the book. But at that point, the curse is broken (minor spoiler...but c'mon, it had to happen), people are happy, the kingdoms are prosperous . . . and I figured we had just a couple of chapters of epilogue and resolution. But, no. From there Kerr goes on to fill this with some sort of pseudo-Christian nonsense (very strange morality, no redemption). I honestly have no clue what he was trying to do in the last chapters – it was a mess.

Remember that scene in Tommy Boy where Tommy tells the waitress, Helen, “why I suck as a salesperson”? He goes on to stroke and pet a roll like a pet and then gets excited and destroys the roll? That's pretty much what Kerr did here – he has a nice little book and then kills it, reducing it to mangled crumbs.

Save yourself some time and avoid this one. Or, read the first 60% and stop, adding a mental “...and they lived happily ever after.”

Disclaimer: I received a copy of this book in exchange for my honest opinion.