Stuffed by the Were-Turkey

This isn't a review, so much as it is my desperate plea for a splatterpunk or extreme horror author to team up with McKirk to take this story in a much much darker and bloodier direction, I just want to see how much more unhinged it could get, pleeeeeeeeease.

Does anyone really need me to review this thing? It's awful that it exists and I will never forgive the person who brought it to my attention (that's a lie) but also I laughed so much I was wheezing. It's perfectly goofy and the jokes are cringe as all get outs so it's entertaining, what more could you want from such a book?