The Areas of My Expertise

A recounting of the many parts of history that are, tragically, overlooked, such as the history of the hobo wars and the listing of known American presidents who had hooks for hands, this fine tome of knowledge should be a required staple of all elementary and high school classrooms.

FACT: John Hodgman consulted numerous experts in the creation of this book.
FACT: Much of the information contained within this book will not be found elsewhere.
FACT: This is because this information is made up.