The Conjuring of Zoth-Avarex

This originally appeared at The Irresponsible Reader.
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“We've had years and years of preparations to ensure everything will run smooth. We have learned from the mistakes of the past and will use that knowledge to make better mistakes in the future. Er. . . to avoid those mistakes altogether.”

THE CONJURING OF ZOTH-AVAREX

* See Lisa Lutz, Thomas Lennon, Josh Bazell.

THE CONJURING OF ZOTH-AVAREX

“Well, Bill, I know the answer to life is simply to live with love. Well, actually it's forty- two, but you humans can't comprehend that.” The dragon paused wistfully. “I know the best things in life are free. But the birds and bees can have all of that. I need gold! Gold! And to hang here with my beautiful maiden. That's all I want in this crazy mixed-up world.”

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* Actually, does anyone Asprin anymore? I probably need to update my references.