The First World Problems of Jason Van Otterloo

★ ★ ★ 1/2 (rounded up)
This originally appeared at The Irresponsible Reader.
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Subject: New worst day of my life

If you have stock in me, sell it now. Or is it buy? Buy low, right? Then buy, buy, buy, because if JVO shares go any lower it can only mean I'm dead. Nothing is going right and everything is going wrong. Very wrong.

Where'd You Go, Bernadette?

Dear Mr. Henshaw

Disclaimer: I received this book from the author in exchange for this post and my honest opinion, which is what I provided.