The Insanity Defense: The Complete Prose

‰ЫПCould Hitler beat Churchill to sideburns? Himmler said Churchill had a head start and that it might be impossible to catch him. Goring, the vacuous optimist, said the Fuhrer could probably grow sideburns quicker, particularly if we marshalled all of Germany‰ЫЄs might in a concentrated effort. Von Rundstedt, at a meeting of the General Staff, said it was a mistake to try to grow sideburns on two fronts at once and advised that it would be wiser to concentrate all efforts on one good sideburn. Hitler said he could do it on both cheeks simultaneously. Rommel agreed with von Rundstedt. ‰ЫчThey will never come out even, mein Fuhrer,‰ЫЄ he said. ‰ЫчNot if you rush them.‰ЫЄ‰Ыќ