The Italian's Pregnant Virgin

UM. Alright, well that was weird. Lots of spoilers ahead.

First off, the why Renzo needs to call Ashley, the ex, to confirm Esther's story is beyond me, they have these little things called DNA tests. They can even be done while pregnant! However, the claim that Ashley took Esther to a neighboring province to get the procedure done with a condom full of Renzo's swimmers is abso-fricken-ridiculous. First of all, condoms are usually coated in spermicide, so they die within hours. Pretending that there was no spermicide, unless crazy pants Ashley kept the condom in a dark and anaerobic condition, they swimmers would have died within a few days. And since we don't really have a timeline for when Ashley took said condom to said doctor, I guess its kind of possible, but improbable. But what freaking doctor would take a sperm sample and simply impregnate a surrogate? There is a lot of paperwork that goes into that kind of stuff.

Besides that, when Esther and Renzo do hook up, OMG DO YOU KNOW WHAT THEY DON'T USE? A FREAKING CONDOM. He just says, “I am clean and healthy, I was tested after Ashley”, and Esther says, “Yes please, give me the uncovered sausage I have no experience in this but I am sure it is a great idea, I am already pregnant, so the worst that can happen is some unexpected STI, and you are rich and don't lie because I have known you for 3 weeks.” I think you can all guess how I feel about contemporary romances not using condoms.

/endrant