The Skeptic's Annotated Bible

(The rating is for the annotations, I do think their writer sometimes took the book too literally)

Open up goat's matrix, so we can spray a little blood around the altar, do not boil the kid in it's own mother's milk.

Might have turned me into carnist with all the sweet recipes onto God.

I see the light after God caused so many plagues, gaslighted, gatekeeped, girlbossed way too many people. The biggest manchild, you can sense he enjoys it, chaotic boy.

I stan suffering for I was born and now I will have to deal with old age, and one day die, maybe sooner than I think, aka no choice, but to slay or I am uncool and petty. I stan God's decision to limit our livespans. He slays. Too much.

Tbh seeing what a mess of a story this is and how religion lessions in school have distorted it beyond “the firmament that devides the waters” is kinda... What.

John birthed Tom birthed Simon birthed Peter birthed Jerry, etc...

No recap episodes to be found, but we have some recap books!

This book feels like such an april fools joke on it's own followers, and the respect of anyone reading it. At some point its just all about getting to the next slay because everything else is too boring.

I read this out of a masochistic urge.

Whenever something goes wrong God goes like:

Plague snap Plague snap Plague snap

Guys this is such a simbolic read! I finally get it, all the murders, rape, slavery is just lovingkindness! Spread the message of the one and only Lord, this book is correct and full of meaning because its so widely distributed! Our society is very peaceful and without any flaw, quoting the bible is truly the best way to show it!

Only christians get to experience all the VIP benefits of the apocalipse, and even then there is much strife between them. Jesus is kinda like an android killing machine and I did not know that Satan was a dragon. Would have loved to hear more about the wh0re of babylon, she seems kinda cool.