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A collection of seven short plays following the story of Roald Dahl's book in sequence. Some are for three or four actors and a couple are ideal for performance by a whole class. Full of humour, excitement and magic and true to the spirit of Dahl's work.
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When it comes to children's classics, nobody does it better than the incomparable Roald Dahl. ‘The Witches' is a story about real witches, none of that broomstick-riding rubbish. Nor are there any black cloaks and pointy hats in the picture.
In fact, witches look like perfectly nice, ordinary ladies... except that they are out to get rid of children.
The book tells us within the first few pages: “A real witch gets the same pleasure from squelching a child as you get from eating a plateful of strawberries and thick cream.”
It also lists down how to identify a witch: they are always women. They wear gloves to hide their clawed fingers. They have no toes. They wear wigs. The rims of their nostrils are pink and curvy. Their spit is blue. In fact, they use it as ink. The next time you see someone lick the nib of their pen, you better steer clear.
When an orphan boy finds himself trapped in a room full of witches during the Witches Annual Meeting, he becomes one of the first to fall under the Grand High Witch's latest scheme to rid the world of children. The grandly-named Formula 86 Delayed Action Mouse-Maker will turn the little brats into mice, which will then be killed by their own horrified and unknowing parents.
The boy survives the encounter, and takes his transformation into a mouse in stride. His grandmother does too, since she's Norwegian and they take things like this better then the English.
Although his grandmother is a witchophile (a person who studies witches), she could not reverse the spell set upon him. However, the both of them are quick to take advantage of the situation and hatch a plan to rid the world of children-hating witches.
Dahl is wonderfully descriptive and delightfully wicked with his prose. Children smell like dog's droppings to witches after the have a bath? I can see kids using this as an excuse not to take a bath. (Don't worry, kids. Witches aren't real... hehehe.)
(2006)
It's a great book, I've read it before in English. I just lost steam this time and got distracted with other stuff.
This was cute, but wasn't entirely engaging for me. Per his usual M.O., Dahl includes some pretty harrowing content, but ultimately this is definitely a kids' story.
The audiobook gained a lot by Miranda Richardson's enthusiastic reading - that may have been my favorite part of reading this!
Started this tonight . . . whoops, might be a little too scary for Charlie. Still, we are pushing ahead. UPDATE: Too scary. But I really liked it.