Ratings23
Average rating3
so this is actually kinda cute??? the smut was badly written tho but its alright
When I first heard about this book I admit I laughed and I asked “Why?” but now I've read it, I understand why, because this is FUN. I laughed so hard reading this and I didn't laugh AT the book, I laughed with it. It's so silly but what Vera does is she takes a concept like fucking a door and turns it into an actual story, there's a genuine plot to this tale and she left no plot holes, she left no questions, she left no crumbs.
Vera, I salute you for this ridiculously good story. I, like Tana, cannot wait to talk about this while in group therapy at the asylum.
I wanted a good laugh, but mostly this gave me the ick. And none of the icks are related to the MMC being a door. Is this good? Absolutely not. Should you read it? No, but it's also so short that if you're curious, I support you. I listened to the audiobook while reading it. It didn't enhance the experience in a good way.
P.S. why is there true crime plot and greek mythology in my door erotica?
Read with friend because why not and I have to say it was a surprise. This was soooo funny.
All I have to say is: I respect a moral and feminist door
Honestly I blame TikTok for this one but actually pretend like you didn't see this on my good reads have a great day
I was not expecting to love this so much, I literally finished this in like, half an hour, giggling the entire time because this is the weirdest thing I've EVER read, lmao.